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One time in class, I got fed up
  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

"I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone."shinwus (via bl-ossomed)

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

"I wish I kissed you so much fucking more."6:29pm (via tallglassofrio)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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